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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

My Fairytale

Last night I was being attacked by aliens. They said to me if I wanted to live I would have to join their hybrid army. I struggled to get an answer and finally agreed to let them inject me with a deadly toxin. At once I started to feel the side effects. My arms turned into giant licorice sticks. My legs turned into two tree stumps. My head turned into a giant pumpkin. All of a sudden everything started to swirl and I ended up in a gumdrop patch. I was on the game board of Candyland. The peppermint man started to pelt me with peppermint patties. As I ran up each colored block there were candy creatures everywhere. Two unicorns popped out of nowhere and said "come to candy mountain with us." I agreed and ran up to candy mountain. When I got there Willy Wonka told me I would have to give him a golden ticket in order to receive a heart transplant. It was my only option to live from all the candy I had eaten. He said the gingerbread man would me my operation. When I was on the operating table they gave me taffy gas which made me fall asleep. When I woke up I was all sticky. The gingerbread man and Willy Wonka were trying to tell me that I had been given an appleseed heart. They said the only way I could live is if I went to Johnny Appleseed in the Forbidden Forest. When I got there Swiper the fox had stolen my shoes and when I looked down I had roots for toes. Johnny Appleseed was busy planting trees. As I approached him he told me I had to climb up the giant bean stalk and visit the giant there. When I went to the beanstalk I started to climb up but fell suddenly. I was too weak to move so I layed there. A few weeks later Someone came along the path the beanstalk used to be. In place of the beanstalk was a giant beautiful apple tree.

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